I am a writer, poet, artist, photographer, musician, goddess, Amazon, occasionally offensive, somewhat NSFW and a total bad-ass on guitar! I write poetry, blog and leave inappropriate comments on my brother's Facebook wall. I draw or paint whatever spills from my head. Oils, pencil and charcoal are my media of choice right now. I photograph the world as I see it. I play guitar, and have been for over 30 years. My Les Paul Blondie is the best girlfriend I ever had. I can in fact chew gum and walk at the same time. What more could you ask for? Well since you asked... I pay my bills by daylighting as a mildly ill-mannered yet astoundingly, nimble front-end web developer. Did I mention I have a severe sushi addiction?